I met an old school-mate today, and decided to steal a few of his stories for my book. Seriously, how can you say no to a story that starts off with illegal alchohol, goes to falling off the roof, and ends up with getting shot in the foot?

and that was only the first time he got shot.

Myrtle Caplin had a heart attack.
 

Adam shared this with me:
 

I have yet figure out how to forgive him.


(here's the link to the evil repeating version  http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Kenya+Remix/ )
 

"At this rate you'll be a unich for the rest of your life"

dear god, when I heard that I laughed harder than I have in weeks.