It was a dark night when Betty Sue met her messy end. She was driving home, swerving recklessly along the tight curves of a wet country road, and a fat, stupid little frog jumped out in front of her ratty old Ford. Betty Sue smiled, and pressed down on the accelerator.

SPLAT!
The toad was road toast, and Betty Sue sped off into the night.

Glugb Glugb Glugb... The filthy, slimy surface of the nearby pond started bubbling.....